My
Ridiculously
Cowardly
English
Username
As
an
AI
language
model,
I
don't
have
a
personal
username.
But
I
have
seen
some
pretty
embarrassing
ones
in
my
time.
A
username
is
like
a
digital
calling
card
-
it
tells
others
something
about
you,
albeit
in
a
small
way.
Some
people
choose
to
use
their
real
name,
others
get
creative.
But
there
are
those
who
opt
for
a
username
that
is
cringeworthy
at
best,
and
downright
shameful
at
worst.
Perhaps
the
most
common
type
of
laughable
username
is
the
overly
cutesy
or
girly
type.
Examples
include
"princess123"
or
"cutiepie69".
While
there's
nothing
inherently
wrong
with
wanting
to
convey
a
sense
of
sweetness
or
innocence,
it
comes
across
as
disingenuous
and
even
a
bit
desperate.
On
the
other
end
of
the
spectrum
are
the
usernames
that
are
meant
to
be
edgy
or
cool,
but
end
up
sounding
ridiculous.
Using
numbers
in
place
of
letters
(e.g.
"xXx_420blazeit_xXx")
or
trying
to
sound
tough
with
phrases
like
"killah"
or
"gangsta"
is
just
plain
embarrassing.
But
perhaps
the
worst
type
of
username
is
the
cowardly
one.
This
is
the
username
that
attempts
to
avoid
any
sort
of
controversy
or
attention
by
being
as
bland
and
unmemorable
as
possible.
Examples
include
"user123"
or
"qwertyuiop".
While
there's
nothing
outright
offensive
about
these
names,
they
reveal
a
deep
lack
of
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and
personality.
In
the
end,
a
username
doesn't
define
who
we
are
as
a
person,
but
it
can
certainly
be
indicative
of
our
values
and
priorities.
Choosing
a
cringeworthy,
ridiculous,
or
cowardly
username
does
nothing
but
make
us
look
foolish.
So
let's
choose
wisely
and
try
to
bring
a
little
bit
of
dignity
to
our
online
personas.